true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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