he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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