My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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