and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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