so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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