i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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