Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
