Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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