i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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