hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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