he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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