Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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