How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I need water and some morals
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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