This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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