I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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