her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
this boner is exhausting
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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