im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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