I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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