I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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