Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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