I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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