She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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