i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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