i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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