just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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