why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Barsexuality is the new black.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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