All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Couch. On fire.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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