I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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