Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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