let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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