im drinking this country out of the recession.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I want her autograph on my taint
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
