It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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