i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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