this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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