And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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