Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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