So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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