it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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