The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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