Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My penis needs a shock collar
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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