oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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