Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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