You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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