Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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