Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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