Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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