I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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