Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
What a dumb baby whore.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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