that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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