I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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