Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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