Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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