Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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