the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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